Nick Young turned it down for what?

I'm not from West Virginia, nor have I ever lived there. But I do take pride in being right.

Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.

"Childlike people unable to appreciate the inherent value of sweat, pain, or strength wear the Fitbit as they work out"

Most of all, Darren Rovell apologizes for damaging the brand.

Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th commenting system of the decade.

Yeah...I don;t know how the fuck this shit works anymore.

/fixed.

These lists can go fuck themselves.

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

whoosh

When Ray Rice hits up one woman, it's a big controversy. But when two white guys hit up seven of them, the reaction is Bless these men? Thought we were post-racial. GUESS NOT.

Somewhere, Darren Sharper just got an erection.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Only if he was driving their bus.

The worst part if the tag this post is under: Photoshop of horrors.

Pretty much all of your heavily contributing, years old veteran commenters pretty much agree: this was a bad idea.

It also looks like Dunham and Driver were pasted into an intersection in front of Manhattan's Flatiron building. A shot we received shows her in a similar pose on his shoulders — but not in the same location. Doesn't matter — Vogue puts you where it wants you to be!

How proud of yourselves do you feel right now? Now that you've yet again dragged an actress vilified for not fitting industry standards through the mud? Now that you've proven to yourselves (everyone who reads this site already knew!) that magazines like skinnier, taller people? Now that you've realized that GASP YES…

Fuck you, Jezebel. You're cyber-bullying Lena Dunham but pretending to be doing women everywhere a favour. Congratulations on becoming a faux-feminist Tea Party.