As with tradition Tim decided to stop at second base.

“Nobody in modern golf has been linked with gambling more than Phil Mickelson, though.”

The next Christopher Guest movie.

It’s funny, I vaguely remember the whole credit card fiasco but someone (Gottlieb?) seems to be doing a good job keeping it off Wikipedia. Thanks for clarifying.

Shouldn’t they take comfort in losing the popular vote but still getting the W again?

Normally I’d always take the side against Bill Simmons, but since it supports Jonah Keri it’s an even easier decision.

Very cruisy depiction.

The Astros SS/3B Alex Bregman is Jewish and supposed to be the next big thing but I saw he was left off the roster. Did he opt for Spring Training instead?

“Now calling to the stand, an expert to discuss marijuana use in the NFL...”

Glad to see Ricky Williams back in the spotlight.

I wanted Dirk Wedd to be Dick Weed so badly, too.

Pepsi over Coke? Fuck this place, I don’t care what city it’s in.

Narc

“regarding support for Sharia law, jihad, equality of men and women, the United States Constitution.”

More surprising is the camera fixated on Kuechly afterwards. I have to imagine the NFL’s reaction moving forward will be to tell networks to not show injured/fearful players anymore to humanize them.

Not my president until I see a birth certificate. And he doesn’t want to be president as much as 52% of America doesn’t want him to be president.

So should they cancel the parade that hasn’t even started yet? Also no Chicagoans eat at Harry Caray’s.

I’d put my less valuable colorful Canadian money on Tie Domi