I see that Dwyane Wade's playoff capris now come in "Off-season Charcoal"

What woman is going to have sex with someone wearing Google Glass?

Are we really giving that guy in the green top hat a pass?

Warren Buffett set the bar pretty low for cars in Nebraska

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my view from work, which was quite the ghost town

I actually thought Puma's Nazi background was common knowledge. What other reason would a shoe company want to sponsor such a crappy golfer if he wasn't named Rickie Fuhrer?

They're more n'sync than the Blackhawks power play was all regular season

I was lucky enough to be on Division St. (picture 9) after they won. The woman in the photo with striped skirt found the nearest local news camera and started dry humping the ground while people chanted "Fuck Detroit."

Yeah, his Beats by Dre aren't plugged into the iPad mini. What do I win?

I'm assuming this design was approved by Marcus Jordan? Otherwise may as well rip it up and start from scratch.

I thought there was usually a happy ending involved?

You're missing the 3 Mizzou frat boys getting kicked out of the bleachers

Paul Pierce knows that sometimes it's better to be awkward and blend in at clubs than to stick your neck out just so people will notice you.

Based on how Brown flops at the end I'd say it's a viral campaign for Takers II

It must be tough to get blacked out like that at the end of a long night.

I really don't understand the point of these articles that highlight dumb people and their tweets. HuffPo loves to do it, too. People are constantly saying dumb, homophobic and racist things on Twitter - why do we need to showcase the ones that come during nationally televised events? The best that can come of this is…

"He's not just a QB, he's an all around corn-ball player" - Rob Parker

But you should have seen the death glare Tiger gave Sergio when his ball landed on the collar of the first green

"Ugh, is it ever"