Maybe why you're a former UPS employee?

Explaining this one to everyone under the age of 40 is mildly entertaining.

I am confuse because I received neither email or bacon.

How can I be 1st with this, the Porsche 928

I like 'em. Don't shoot me.

'65 Buick Riviera. Bad. Ass.

@Adam Dachis

So you're still running that 'doctors office' out of your garage..

No. The baby or small child shouldn't be on the plane in the first place, and if you can't shut them up then get better at parenting. I honestly wish there were airlines that banned children like a Sandals resort. I think you should forfeit the privilege of air travel until your children are at least 3 years old.

Would it really be easier to get this through security? My initial thought was that it might look like you were hiding something inside the underwear, and hoping the underwear would be kind of a deterrent to further examination.

Yeah but no Cubans.

I'm just wondering what the guy filming did to piss this guy off.

Rolled, flat, or however folded it doesn't make any difference. The volume is still the same.

Nelson*
it was nelson, not homer.

Hey Lawrence, control your woman, keep her off twitter, and tell her to STFU.

Volvo 240!!! Wagon of course

10:1 odds say it is Lincoln.

All I can say is: