Holy crap she was hauling ass to cause that much damage!

Good grief when will you people stop sucking Cadillac's weiner?!

I'm obviously missing the traffic "cone" part...

'78-'79 Firebird Kammback

These are the same guys designing the current supply of Cadillacs!

You're also not much of a writer. Might be a good idea to hire a proofreader

It's pretty much half a story without testing it first.

Is it just me or does that skank look pregnant?!

Anybody smell burning fish?

Why not just turn the buzzer on?! What I need is a notification when the washer is done

Especially since that stickiness ends up sticking to everything except the tape

I doubt many Europeans really want a Cadillac, not with the choices they have as domestics.

There seem to be a lot of people in the US that think the same thing. When there is ONLY a crosswalk, then the pedestrian has the right of way. When it is an intersection with a signal then the pedestrian may only cross when they are given the signal to do so, regardless of there being a marked crosswalk.

Completely agree, normally this type thing goes top to bottom.

I have yet to meet a Jamaican person that likes being referred to as black. Usually they are quite adamant about NOT being black

Or, just keep your ice cream in the bottom of your freezer. For some reason it's not as cold down there and will keep ice cream softer. At least that's how my freezer works.

Also this is what happens when the snowbirds start invading. It's usually one of two scenarios: driving 20 mph below the posted limit with no sense of what's around them, or aiming and flooring it, again with no sense of what's around them

You need to add Mercury Marquis or any Cadillac product to the suspect list

Actually, the blame for the TR7 goes to the union workers who preferred striking over working. It's really a great car, and with a few modern tweaks is very reliable and it is one of the more comfortable sports cars of its times. Unfortunately they didn't have the US government to bail them out of their self imposed…

So is this supposed to be yet another Gawker Florida slam? You make it out that this is a bad thing. Whatever losers