First of, let's just get this out of the way: you don't fuck with someone's ride. You just don't do it. So let's all just be totally clear on that. That said, it's hard not to utter a sort of under-the-breath "oh damn" when you see this crude dick spray-painted on the hood of a freaking $2.5 million dollar Bugatti…

Her and that Porsche are winning combo, I hope she purchases one and enjoys the joys of the Manual transmission with air cooled whine of the boxer 6 engine.

The face of the next customer, in the "Total Recall Edition Of the GMC Canyon".

Your next Recall related accident will be (_________) This big!

How about Loud and Proud? The 1980's I just can't get away from it.

My other gripe is that despite the fact that the developers recorded audio of the cars in the game, they all sound very similar; I've driven a GTI and a CLA45 in real life and they sound nothing alike, but they do in this game. There's also way too much intake noise, so fire up all those "vacuum cleaner" cracks you…

"Neat, I get to meet exciting car people online, and not just the normal weirdos who are always trying to touch my junk," you must be saying. "But how's the actual racing?"

I like the way you think.

Boob Job and Penis Surgery at an extra cost for the wedding night , no doubt.

Why did you sign up to the remake of Wicker Man? Really why?

I really have no idea about this part, but it's money in the bank. I'd like to thank my agent.

Go back Photo-Shop-School photo, Your drunk. Or something along those lines.

We're all going to die!!! Is the Facial expression, I'm getting from this photo.

Girl with Air-cooled Porsche 911 Carrera is super hot. *Wants to ask her out on date* .

Or Drift.

Fake Noise Truck Hack.

Winter is Coming- Yeah she looks like...

Really? Okay.........*POW*