This isn't my field, so maybe I'm easily impressed... but the relative comparison to gay porn strikes me as as a brilliant line of enquiry. (At least for the open-minded.)

It really is. It's sooo fast. One of my favorites at that park. The others are either too slow or too short. Alpengiest is really fun if you're in the front. Griffin is cool if you want to wait an hour for 3 seconds. I never got to try Verbolten, I left just before it officially opened.

I've been there, I've done that, and I'm so fucking thankful I wasn't a celebrity for it.

I think we have 2 entirely separate issues here, and they are getting bundled together. (I've worked in higher ed finance for a decade, so that's where my thought process is coming from, so there's that)

"Grace University receives federal Title IV funding under the Higher Education Act of 1965. This prohibits them from discriminating against individuals protected by the Civil Rights Act of 1964, including racial, ethnic, national and religious minorities, and women. However this does not prohibit them from…

First of all, us gay folks, including gay activists, are not some monolithic entity. There are plenty of gay activists who are major fundraisers for Obama. Pro tip: When you refer to a group of people repeatedly as "they" you should probably take a deep breath and look to your own prejudices before you post.

Second,…

I love how this is Obama's fault and he's stalling. It's not your reps in Congress, it's not like you should be contacting them and holding their tails over some coals-nope, it's that durned Obama. Everyone's favourite disappointing boyfriend. He had such potential but dammit, he's just not what you thought he would…

Oh yes! I loved Storm and Rogue more before the newer X-Men movies! Don't get me wrong — I enjoy those movies very much, but I wish Rogue's character in particular was done different.

Yes, this is a great movie with real developed female characters.

Oh my god yes, that movie is brilliant. And it introduced us to Kate Winslet and Melanie Lynskey!

True dat. I had to stop the DVD several times and walk away for a few (or 10) minutes. I'm sure there are people out there who can watch the entire movie in one sitting but I sure wasn't one of them!

Well you guys talk funny anyway so...

I'm fine with it too, as long as it's acknowledged as snark and not an actual stance.

That being said, "Oppression Olympics" is my new favorite catchphrase. I can't wait for a chance to use it in conversation.

If you are under 40ish, lucky you. If you were an adult the 80s, when so many gay men died of AIDS, which hit their community first, you wouldn't feel so particularly blessed. :(

Amen, brother or sister. I have had many a straight friend in a mad panic over a missed period. Pretty damn happy I've never had to go through that.

Are you shitting me? What is the point of this Oppression Olympics bullshit? You can't even have sympathy for men without reminding people that women have it worse? So the fuck what? No, really, by this logic, Jezebel is the whiniest damn thing in the world and anyone who isn't a trans woman of color who's been…

You sound like a pro-lifer:

omg that was wonderful

Chloe!! I thought you valued good man-yers! Let the kids be kids in their denim underpants. It's Coachella for fuck sake. Also need we remind you of what you were famed for wearing in your "it girl" days?

I'll believe in tasteful Courtney Stodden nudes the day I see a tasteful photo of Courtney Stodden clothed.