Republic of Jalopnik will never recognize 2016 as the YEAR OF THE SEDAN.

Back around 78 or so, Pappy McShifterson rustled up for the clan a slightly rough 72 Dodge Titan motorhome, a Class A, a big 30-footer. Looked like a barn with a flat roof. It had a big Dodge V8 o’course, and a thirsty’un. Why, Pappy would say that if you left it running while you fueled up, it would never get full.

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

Well, your vote says you’re buy-curious, if that’s any help.

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

As a native Phialdelphian, I cannot disagree with this sentiment.

No No No NO No.

“This video will make you want to buy a chevy cavalier”

I have a serious problem. I like duallies with “that look.” The spiked lug nuts, the Alcoa wheels. I know, I know, oh jesus here comes another one — I also like the pseudo pre-runner trucks you see all around Socal with the squat rear end stance and the cut out fenders. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me.

lol you inferred the rotary isn’t an oil burner.

Medic: *Takes bite of bread* “No, it’s rye but good guess. He’s all good, guys!”

Medics: Are you okay?!

You can’t put that out as blanket advice. As mentioned above and discussed extensively in one of the articles linked up there, there are times when it makes sense to finance even though you have the cash.

I’ll just leave this here...

I love evil week.

Option 1: If the answer was Miata (and it usually is), I’d be like “Sure, why the hell not?” But the fact that I really need a family hauler makes the decision even harder. Then you add that it can be a unique one-off. All things considered, I’m still going option 1.

I was thinking it was a hive of africanized bees.

Stop it so hard the rust all falls off.

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