My brother in law has been with a man for nearly as long as I’ve been with my wife. The guy is out to his whole family and a number of friends, but not his workplace - he’s a cop. I honestly didn’t think it was going to work out (for starters, he brought a lot of conservative police baggage with him at first... which…

More from the same author here.

Hmm, OK, whoosh.

These people are only happy when it rains.

It’s worth examining more than just the fact that the word “bedbug” was used.

I always saw him as more of a Pontiac guy.

That’s cool and makes sense, but is also pretty clearly a level above the “wisdom” that A-Rod thought he was imparting.

+1 radian

Right. My point was that even that guy, having been much closer to the professional game and watched a whole lot more tape than you and me, is going to have a better chance at it than a random schmuck.

Also, if someone made my ancestors stop drinking in the street, I would damn well bitch about it too.  

Ridiculously un-athletic (compared to everyone else on the field) QBs pick up first downs routinely, and (rarely) punters/kickers have managed to as well, and their success rate in attempting them is not that bad. Further, being able to squirt through the line and falling forward for a few feet is possible if your…

Huh. I will accept many different sandwiches, but if you had to pick only one to ever have ever again, forever, you could easily do worse than a croque madame.

Damn.

My first thought was “Snowpiercer meets Smokey and the Bandit.”

someone’s gotta be in at 5am to fold the meat!

There’s a Culture GSV here to finally take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of fascists?

The leftist militia types are right in this case - both on their own merits and as a means of advancing actual gun control.

That's not "balls."

Yes, it’s called the National Basketball Association. The amount of sanctimonious finger-wagging (and much worse) that goes on by white fans who don’t want to be reminded that the “thugs” who wear the laundry they root for are actual human beings with their own opinions, experiences, rights, and needs - would astonish…