She didn’t body-shame him! Kevin’s entire argument was a gigantic straw man! I loooooooove me some mayo, but that should make him lose by default, even if German potato salad weren’t definitely the better kind. I notice most people don’t tell you to put scallions in it along with the bacon, though, and scallions are…

That’s not what my problem is.

I stopped after the first 1,000 or so because I’m at work. But sheee-it.

I am told by sertin Schollars of Languidge that the Etymology of words doth come to bear upon the Litters vsed in their spelinge. Elsewize we’d simply spell every Word at a Whimm, even within th’ selfsame Sentans. Edmund Spenser micht approve, but modirn Civilisation canot handel such Varyance.

OK, that’s disturbingly addicting

...not yet, I haven’t. I’m not that big a fan of caramel, but this sounds fantastic.

<alcohol on ice cream>

Are you gonna be the 4,657th person to tell me to get garden-fresh heirloom tomatoes because they magically fail to contain the chemical compound that I can't stand in every single raw tomato I've ever had?  Because that wouldn't be repetitive or useless.

You’ve never had a really bad cold? Or a persistent, wet cough? Imagine that, condensed into a vegetable and put on every sandwich in every restaurant in America unless you specifically tell them no (and sometimes even then).

I definitely understand your annoyance, but I would suggest the global problem (and therefore the thing to be angry at) is much more along the lines of people in rich countries eating too much beef, pork, and seafood, rather than “these people are wasting enough sandwich fixins to feed Somalia.” In point of fact, the…

So I assume there’s nothing you actively dislike the taste of, then? All food tastes fine-to-good when you eat it? Let us bow before your superior palate, and praise it unto the heavens.

A nice slice of tomato can elevate make a sandwich taste so much like four people sneezed on it

Hey, it’s not my fault raw tomatoes taste like snot.  Engineer me one that tastes like a cooked tomato fresh off the vine and I’ll eat ‘em like apples.

I’m not sure how anyone who orders “no onions” is even the same species as me.

For A Few Dollars More confused me at first, because Eastwood’s character is acting like the total mercenary we would expect... but (presumably) after Fistful’s Han-Solo-Comes-Back-to-the-Death-Star narrative. Anymore I just assume the chronology is precisely reversed. But this was an excellent summation. And I don’t…

My heart ticked up two sizes during this video.

Genuine, unassailable, important details about the product in question, like if the dildo you want does NOT comes in turquoise

Damn, if I had a nickle for every time someone has made a serious, heartfelt apology to me on the internet.... I’d have a nickle!

+1/2 - you got the show right, but it’s Jamie who says that.

Right. Which was not what they put in the third X-Men film. Which is the point I was making.