Overlooked are the many other astoundingly bad takes that run all the way down the line. Remove the Cafe Mix from the list entirely and it’s still beyond the pale. In a couple of centuries it’ll be the centerpiece of the Internet Museum’s Hall of Trolling.

“two tugs of a dead dog’s dick”

There are ways.  You don’t wanna know about ‘em, but there are ways.  Hell, I can get you a baby by three o’clock this afternoon.  WITH bonnet.

I appreciate what you were going for here, but pink stuff bubbling out of the storm drains is from the sequel.

That is both true and a terrifyingly hot burn, properly considered.

I’m from eastern Mass (not Boston proper), but thanks for playing. The point was the people looking to shit on these kinds of places are indeed a certain kind of major city resident (I’ve mostly met them in NY, SF, and LA, though Seattle and Boston do have their share) whose choice of ZIP code is a fundamental part of…

“This - is f$%&ing CNN!”

Let me preface this by saying that I have no regard whatsoever for Trumka. But including a strip club tab in a report isn’t a “typo.” If it’s honestly a one-off error, great! I handle expense reports for my department and I can see where something might get entered by mistake. But saying that it doesn’t warrant at…

That would most likely be an investment bank or a really shady law firm.  I... would stay away from that, personally.

First, best summary.

There’s a strong scent of “cult” wafting off all of this, you realize. The dismissal of other perspectives and ideologies with a wave of the hand and a buzzword-heavy regurgitation of the same 80-year-old talking points is, number one, the same thing Scientologists and Lyndon LaRouche followers do; but it’s also precis…

I looked. It’s a very similar shot. Safe for work, despite the URL

Went ahead and clicked. Not quite what I was thinking of, but pretty close!

quiet, clean and beautiful beach town

Congratulations!

Sounds like you’re describing the presidential candidacy of Elizabeth Warren. Jacobin tends to be quite explicit about the fact that that’s not the real goal. Sure, a Sanders presidency is not ideal either, as being beholden to Democrats means lots of compromises, and it’s probable that the more socialist-leaning…

Not clicking that, but it sounds like maybe a screencap from Preacher?

I’ll do that if you describe why a rag that once published a polemic entitled “Against Chairs” is an organ of Wall Street.  :-)

horrified by my non-lubricated vocal chords. I sounded like two cats having a fight in an alley.

THIS is the thing I’ve been looking for for a long-ass time now. My parents used to get these things (just labeled “bratwurst,” but I’ve never seen a brat like these in my adult life). One of these, split in half and put in an onion bun with (like you said) just mustard (I was a Dijonnaise kid) and some grilled…