...watching a movie with an adolescent sentient tree.

Obviously it did.  When was the last time you actually saw it in any of these lists?

I could nitpick about the precise order of your top five, and the first Iron Man (while great for its time) has been greatly surpassed by at least five of the films you have below it.

My assumption: Thanos has his own code, and part of that code includes a fucked up sense of honor. Said honor means he insists on giving them the chance in the fight, no matter how unbalanced that fight may be. This is why when he snapped, he didn’t just decide to include all the heroes he’d been fighting,

No, but it pulled him off quite a bit.

Ah, that makes more sense. I really do want to hear if Buttigeig has any actual plans, but I’ll be honest, the description in that article makes him sound like the Smiler to Trump’s Beast (if you’re a Transmet fan).

Oh man, I was gonna star that shit because I thought it was satire.  Goddammit.

Embezzlement, fraud, anything the SEC is supposed to prosecute...

I’m skeptical of the guy (this is a long and good, though clearly opinion-led, read on why it’s probably a good idea not to jump in the deep end with Buttigieg before we’ve seen him talk and, you know, release some actual policy proposals), but I would like to keep an open mind.

If I don’t hallucinate a fox speaking to me with the voice of Johnny Cash, it’s not hot enough.

I think MassPort is run by sadists.

old movies

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Isn’t uncured bacon just pork belly? If I had more spare time I would absolutely buy pork belly and cure/smoke it myself (I do salmon a few times a year, would love to expand my repertoire). 99% of bacon doesn’t have enough smoke in it for me (and I can’t drive two hours north into Vermont to get the really good stuff…

I have no stake here, but HamNo is from Florida. Pot, meet kettle.

God, what a nightmare.

Milk chocolate is the worst of all chocolate (and Cadbury’s the worst of all milk chocolate), so there’s a lot of flaws in all of your “teams.” That said, I was really down on Kevin until I took a second glance. The only weak player there is the Dove.

You misspelled “Kate”

<eating paste as a child> “Eeewwwwww... that kid’s so weird and nasty!”

TIL: The Darwin Awards are only known by elderly-ass decrepit fuckin’ geezers in our mid-30's and up.