R. Kelly collaboration “You Are Not Alone”

That’s a great moniker. I’ve heard “Y’all Qaeda” but “Talibaptists” seems less “lump the whole South into one stereotype” kind of thing.

If the Teamsters can’t get their leadership back on a leash after the UPS fiasco, I imagine they’re headed this way also...

I’m apparently good enough for premarital sex and some hardcore deviant behaviors, but the moment you find out I see your Jesus as a prophet and not God incarnate, suddenly I’ve seduced you to villainy.

In the sense that he defrauded a religious educational institution

I mean, I doubt you’d find a thrill in Offroad Wood Truck Transport Driver (now there’s an exciting name!) for your phone that exceeds that of whatever you drive on the daily. I do appreciate Minesweeper or a crossword when I’m waiting for the bus to finally get me where I’m going, tho.

2 = 4 ?

The difference is she made a flippant-ass joke about putting people out of work, specifically. That got the soundbite instead of the actual good and necessary idea that followed it (and which quite a number of actual coal miners support if you take out the joke and the fact that Clinton advocated it).

That’s how you know they’re hardcore, man. Yeah, I’m pretty far out on the fringe of the left as it stands in this country, but these guys are like... any position that’s not “any mild criticism of Maduro is ipso facto a prelude to invasion” is just another fucking tool of the oppressor. Sorry, comrade, but nuance is…

The ol’ Hidden Pen Trick!

Touche.

it’s too late: the red nuisance has already bled juice and seeds all over your sandwich.

Been there, but thanks.

Let’s go beat them with The People’s Stick!

Hmm. It’s possible. Though (as mentioned) I don’t like raw tomato, so I definitely want to turn that sad BL into something more and cheese is a quick and dirty way to accomplish that (turkey and avocado would be better, though that’s a totally different sandwich by then).  And I would want onions on that fried chicken…

Or when your kids under the age of say.... 10 have put you through the fucking ringer and you’re starving and have neither the inclination to cook something more involved nor the spare cash to order takeout and you just want to eat something and go the fuck to bed.

Somewhere in here there’s a Deliverance joke that I’m not smart enough to make.  Suffice to say I’m rooting for the Hill People here.

Maybe we just don’t need cheese on all sandwiches though

No, no, see, what happened is the puck bounced off the bottom of the screen and then took a quite ordinary route to the posts and got a single lucky bounce into the net.

Christ, next thing you know he’ll demand someone give him the nickname “Veto Corleone.”