"Whoa I just made you black! I've never felt so powerful"

Falcons fans are greeting the good news with almost suspiciously loud applause.

You care about this waaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too much.

Thanks for clearing that up...I guess.

Hockey fans: "I wish more people watched hockey."

That's just how I write. Tell your GF that I too am a physician sounds better than Tell your GF that I'm a physician too to me.

I'm learning that you guys have really weak stomachs.

Say "it's smarmy and dumb" a bunch more times and I'll bet people will start agreeing with you, bro.

It's a league recognizing "hey, player of the month stuff isn't a huge deal anyway, and this team that's coming out of nowhere this season and went 17-0 in january is doing it by playing total team basketball, so let's do something small and out of the box to memorialize their accomplishments."

Only deadspin could have a problem with something cool like this.

"Bitch nigga just walked in here hopped on the sticks like I was gonna take it easy on him"

I feel like it should be a red flag if a prostitute uses the term "intercourse."

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

They, like Trent Reznor, wear a crown of shit.

1) Massachusetts invented witch hunts

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

Oh no, this is great marketing.

I think Bogut gets hit in the face by the ball. It's cracking me up.