An overview of tonight's coverage:

One of the six ratted out the others and cut a deal. Hmm, wonder which one it was?

But there is "regret."

Probably a little early to say he equaled everyone else in Week 11 what with another game left to play

Even better stat - Gray had as many TDs as Bradshaw and Richardson had rushing yards.

No lady, not in my house....literally my house, I never left after Katrina.

A Mets fan on twitter man this wonderful piece

It probably looks like Abe Vigoda's ear.

Oooooo, so THAT's why people die so much earlier now than they did in the 1600's.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

What does this even mean? They threw a flag on the play.

"You soft motherfucker. Bitch ass nigga."

"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place," Ortega said.

Dudu comes from a long line of Brazilian soccer players, including Kaka and David Luiz.

I particularly enjoyed the various players' reactions to this abomination:

"Eh, we're good"

"What's that? Nine-hour ride? On a bus? To Huntsville, you say?

I like how the only other professional fighter in the ring, and the guy who just won the match thanks to that same referee, decides to just casually bail out when he sees the ref start getting his brains beat out. He even looks back to confirm that yes, the other guy is helpless on the ground getting pummeled, time to…

Bingo. I think the Rapids are a little confused about their status in the Denver sports landscape.

Did Hinchey seriously think he was making some kind of sick burn by bringing up the fact the fact that the team's beat reporter is a meteorologist who covers the team as a side gig? That's more embarrassing for the team than it is for the reporter.