No one asked how you feel about college football.

Right? Take a fucking breath.

Are you Court Montgomery?

I would think it’s the dead man who have used the extra luck.

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The bowls should be organized into tiers so saying something like “hasn’t been to higher than a third tier bowl since 1974" would make more sense.

Tom Jackson retired last year so we’re good.

It’s a good thing Tom Jackson retired or we’d REALLY have problems.

Before or after taxes?

He’s still a shitty person no matter how well he threw a baseball or loved his grandma.

That’s a low bar to aim for.

I’ve done it, spent a good part of an afternoon having delicious drinks at Sunset and doing it. I am surprised she’s the only one who got blown away, there’s usually a good amount of daredevils. I suspect it’s less blown away and more blown off balance and landed wrong. Also you write like a bitch.

I wish they had kept the alternate scene where the ship crew yells at the old witch.

Why doyou lie in an embarrassing attempt to make yourself sound tough on the internet?

I’m not a sportsbro. You don’t need to be a sportsbro to sniff out a mouthy bitch. Tell me the circumstances of you fighting off three cops.

Well in ten years your dog will be dead and you’ll still be single.

Missus is slang for Mistress I’d guess. Mister and Mistress.

There’s no way he can foot the bill in his condition.

Kudos Lancelot, no you sound pathetic talking about how you fought off three cops at the same time. YOU ARE SO BADASS.

You don’t get enough amusement from being a rapist?