Why don’t you go assist a blackmailer if you need some money for Thanksgiving, you repugnant piece of shit?

You don’t have a house either so are we sure you understand?

Coincidentally, the bowel movement was also a hard pass.

I wasn’t angry I was pooping. Want to get dinner sometime?

I mean guys are dicks and douches, women are bitches and shrews, gendered insults aren’t that bad. Don’t need an election to call a spade a spade.

So you let men dictate your life and personality?

Why are you such a bitch?

Nothing will ever be at a 0% chance of happening. When I get too drunk at a stadium, I take an elevator or have a good friend guide me. I’m smart enough drunk to realize stairs might be dangerous. No tears shed for this oaf.

When you’re drunk enough to be determinately foolish, all the safety barriers in the world can’t stop you.

I heard he gave most of the money he made for the Matrix trilogy to the crew because he thought he had more than enough to be comfortable for the rest of his life and saw no point in keeping it.

You’re taking measured discussion of the issues and boiling it down into personal insults. It’s embarrassing and does nothing for the causes you back.

Correction: Raandle-El was not their best receiver but best suited for the job.

Possibly New England last week, but has there ever been a time when a team’s best QB was their best wide receiver?

Odell Beckham isn’t a bust but you’re correct that Sterling Shepherd will probably end up being a better WR.

He’s accomplishing exactly nothing by flipping out though. If you really want stick a “fuck you” to an opposing CB, outplay him. Yelling at him will do nothing. I guarantee Xavier Rhodes gives zero shits about being about being taunted as long he shuts down his man.

It’s worth mentioning that to become a man in that culture, you have to wear the ant mitt 19 additional times.

The only thing I was super passionate about before having sex was trying to have sex.

So you’re saying that in head to head competition a soccer team made up of women have a good chance to perform as well or better than a soccer team made up of men?

It’s because the stick in his ass curves that way.

What are you talking about? This guy is a total cunt who didn’t even write this.