Honestly, people being shitheads is ok for me, as long as they own up to it. But the “whattaido???!!” face that shitheads that put on when they’re trying to get away with it makes me cranky.

Curt Schilling doesn’t look good.

Three satans. Do your math before you drink the six pack.

An email. Just like the rest of America.

It’s because he gets whipped and slashed if he doesn't.

What IS it about Brenda’s and HR???

Are you an old, white man then?

You are all a gaggle of bitches.

Nah this shit wouldn’t fly on West Dakota.

Boykin Bumbles Blistering Blow on Brawny Bicycle Bearing Bobby Because of Barrelling Bourbon Before Buffoonish Bar Brawl?

Should point out she apparently didn’t know how tall her truck was either.

It would be much sadder if it didn’t get stuck.

You can’t tell me you haven’t heard of Messi. My grandma with dementia knows who Messi is. She also thinks he’s her grandson, but that’s another matter.

I wouldn’t be inspired by Sam Cassell, but to each their own.

Does he work after school creating clones on Kamino?

You’re such a loser.

Was there anyone in the comments sick enough to submit that as a holiday mishap story?

Your wife is a saint.

My buddy had his Christmas party last night at a bar down the street from their office. He goes in today, pretty much the only person who didn’t take the day off and the entire office is COVERED in vomit. Vomit on the desks, vomit on the couches in the reception area, vomit smeared on the walls, vomit on the carpet of…

I’ve dated a Kate, Katie, Kaitlin, Katelyn, and Katelynn. It’s started to freak me out to the point I no longer talk to girls with first letter K.