Why do you go then?

Vegas? At least when they fail we won’t have to hear about anyone relocating there ever again...for five years. Bring back the Whalers.

If you don’t get 100% you’re a dirty Right Winger.

They represent the three different kinds of teenagers. Far right: politely folds his clothes and puts them away. Middle: FUCK YOU MOM, I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE LAUNDRY. and far left “Lol, I am way too stoned to fold this pillowcase”.

*yawn*

That’s two strikes. One more and you’re going to office to wait for your mom to pick you up.

If you have to say “get it?”, you shame your ancestors and deserve a strike in the hindquarters.

I’m watching it with your wife. She’s not out with Denise at the new Thai place buddy.

I agree with you, this article has good advice if you’re going to one of those legal brothels in Nevada and you want to know how to treat her well but I could never get an off the street hooker and encourage unregulated prostitution.

Sorry, I just think it’s way too repetitive and way too long. People complain about soccer but there’s tons of ways to score a goal and it’s only 90 minutes guaranteed. In tennis two people just do the same thing to each other 500 times over a very long match.

I will never get the appeal of watching tennis, but I do enjoy it.

Because Europeans do it and because shut up. I think it’s dumb and kind of pretentious.

You should get new friends.

It’s been altered because if you have pride in your heritage and you’re white, you’re a member of the KKK.

Didn’t see balls in any of those pictures. Rigged.

You might not like it, but I like it enough for all of us.

With the way he writes, I assumed Billy drinks every day.

Once I went to a party and ended up sitting next to Tarantino on some porch and he told me it was a golden, bejeweled dildo.

Well the family is Forgetful.

First off: let me say how refreshing it is to have a normal conversation on this site. I came back after a hiatus, not for the writers, but for the commentators. You didn’t quite answer my question though, is it possible the whole man-woman genetics thing has an impact on the story? If you aren’t a Bethesda employee I…