My parents are going to be so excited to tell me all about this

“Those 300 pounds of chiseled granite don’t even fight for real.  Like those pussies will step to THIS” 

Not sure you understood the reference.

The increase in depression is related directly to the decrease in the stigma surrounding mental illness, coupled with the high profile people who lost the battle with depression and committed suicide. That is, no extra people have depression, more people are seeking help for their depression.

Japan racist? gasp

Don’t let the reality of the situation get in the way of a good ole, “Back in my day speech”.

Critical existence failure. Author dropped it months ago, busy with like 3 jobs

Everything is Terrifying 

If nobody else will give this person a star, I will

In the Pit! An excellent headphones game.

Yeah but his Uncle Buck says that his wild days were part of his attempt on, as I quote, “Getting Even with Dad”.

My Girl mentioned that he’s a real Party Monster.

I heard he did it at home alone though

And Maculay Culkin was the producer, I think

Doesn’t work when your office closes at 5 and the package can be delivered all the way to 10PM.

I thought Toad was the only fungi

Stop being logical, let gamerz tell you how the economy works for a studio who’s main release is a non monthly fee MMO from 2012. 

We keep clicking it, they’ll keep slinging it. Writers gotta eat, in a very crowded market, standards be damned. I make sure to click every irrelevant loud noises article to tell people to quit clicking. Don’t know why it’s not working.

It would have been a shame if Bethesda had banned their last remaining players..

Maybe when it’s down to the last 2-3 squads?