This helps a lot

Bcause this is much more interesting.

How stupid do you have to be to ask all the important questions about how the stores handle security and then IGNORE THEM ALL?!

I didn’t get to touch on this in the article, but Cardinals would often vote for an elderly pope thinking, “I’m not going to be Pope this time, but I’ll get another shot soon when this guy kicks it.”

Y’all Queda?

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

First Man.

Yeah, that's right.

I’ve never visited Japan and really shouldn’t pretend I know anything about their culture just because I’m a weeb, BUUUUT to me it seems like Japanese people have fully embraced this holiday as a way to act like the tourist assholes who get in their way 9-10 months out of the year. It’s an excuse to act out and feel…

My Best Buy preorder just got delayed indefinitely. Sounds like it’s affecting everybody.

Same thing with my 19 month old son and his pacifier.  It’ll disappear and I’ll ask “where did it go?” and he will smile and put his hands up to his ears for the big reveal.

There’s a link in the second paragraph of the original article. It’s available, I just watched it. 

Fair enough. You were lucky and your landlord was an idiot 😂

Man, was I shocked on my wedding night when I found out they weren’t like bags of sand. - Bart O’Kavanaugh

They’re both of ethnic greek descent but neither has the game accent in real life.

He’ll be fine

I assume that includes travel time to the golf course. 

The game pictured is apparently a BarBer Cut, which has prizes hung from strings and you move a little scissors around trying to cut the string and drop the prize into the chute.
Here is a link to the manual: https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/view/31128855/barber-cut-lite-operators-manual-bmi-gaming
Page 9 explains how…

Maybe, as part of compulsory education, they should all have to take a field-trip to the local hospital and watch a child being delivered (from the operating theater); preferably a mother who insists on no anaesthesia, or is undergoing a C-section. I mean, I’m a male, and so am intrinsically unqualified to speak for…

My favorite way to play fantasy games is to build a Yankee Trader class. No strength, no magic, maybe a tiny bit of agility to steal, but plenty of intelligence and charisma.