Man, was I shocked on my wedding night when I found out they weren’t like bags of sand. - Bart O’Kavanaugh

They’re both of ethnic greek descent but neither has the game accent in real life.

He’ll be fine

I assume that includes travel time to the golf course. 

The game pictured is apparently a BarBer Cut, which has prizes hung from strings and you move a little scissors around trying to cut the string and drop the prize into the chute.
Here is a link to the manual: https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/view/31128855/barber-cut-lite-operators-manual-bmi-gaming
Page 9 explains how…

Maybe, as part of compulsory education, they should all have to take a field-trip to the local hospital and watch a child being delivered (from the operating theater); preferably a mother who insists on no anaesthesia, or is undergoing a C-section. I mean, I’m a male, and so am intrinsically unqualified to speak for…

My favorite way to play fantasy games is to build a Yankee Trader class. No strength, no magic, maybe a tiny bit of agility to steal, but plenty of intelligence and charisma. 

This sounds like a great business venture for someone into AI and serial killing.

Can that first monster make Warp 10? Alternatively, if I throw it into my ship’s warp core, will it run?

I think it is also that with the vast majority of politicians, they actually do believe they are serving the public good. Even Mitch McConnell at some point, maybe even still does, honestly thought his policies served a greater good. They may have lost along the way, but that is another story. The skeletons you’ll…

So the Lamby thing was fucked up. You are always supposed to return a rescue to the rescue facility, or rehome the pet with their involvement. But this is totally different, and is so unbelievably callous. An old dog died. That's pretty normal. I'm also grossed out. 

In Japan it was common for people to congregate outside shops electronics shops to watch TV on the demo units. And like you say, people would go to someone house, just like the early days of console gaming where we would all go to that one guy’s place because he was one of the few who had a NES.

You’d likely be fine waiting to see what effect this has on the 1070 line of cards. That might provide just the boost you’re after for a number of years.

I ended up on a frozen world. I think everyone gets a harsh world to give impetus towards them following the tutorial. So basically I had a countdown timer while playing an amnesiac astronaut trying to figure out the controls.

No indeed, it really isn’t. When I first started the game I spawned on a planet with hostile life forms, and was killed three times by multiple lobstrosities before figuring out how to defend myself. It’s how we learn.

LinkedIn is still a thing???  Holy shit.

We’ve recently gotten into books without words. My 3 year old likes to “read” it to me and say what’s going to happen next. He finds something new and interesting every time.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Agreed - I have ruptured both of my biceps tendons in separate events ~10 years apart. The first was unusual, but not remarkable, but two? That was odd. The surgeon’s first question was did I use steroids for body building (one look at my sterling physique put an end to that line of enquiry). Antibiotics? No. In the…

Just imagining the Twilight Imperium one.