Tagline: "Meet the New Family"

This is what we call real life clipping issues. Needs better programming.

I would have preferred a "Gumby Glass" moniker, but... to each their own.

You underestimate His power.

All it took was a pair of white robes and a clap of the hands. I didn't even have to write a scientific hooga-ma-jigger to explain that.

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Doonedm indeed.

I can't wait to blister through my data plan in a matter of seconds.

Alright, judging by early reception and the comments on the video on YouTube, a divide between those that believe it and those that think it is a complete hoax is about to form.

I would disagree that just because she does the things listed that she can't be smug.

Done and Done.

Now we just need to automate the process using trained associates.

Welp, time to go eat lunch.

So, this is somewhat of an aside, but was anyone else annoyed by that girl's voice? For some reason, I can't stand videos that are narrated by people that sound insecure.

Unfortunately they won't be able to have that ultimate realization you listed, as the new iPad does not have an upgraded front camera.

Literally, the new name is "The new iPad". Cynicism aside, the name is "iPad".

This announcement should turn any atheist into a believer. What with a new proper SimCity coming out, there is a god.

Gotcha.

Are you saying you should purchase another Windows license?

"...the App Store full of iPad apps" should possibly be "...the App Store will be full of iPad apps..."