I can't wait to blister through my data plan in a matter of seconds.

Alright, judging by early reception and the comments on the video on YouTube, a divide between those that believe it and those that think it is a complete hoax is about to form.

I would disagree that just because she does the things listed that she can't be smug.

Done and Done.

Now we just need to automate the process using trained associates.

Welp, time to go eat lunch.

So, this is somewhat of an aside, but was anyone else annoyed by that girl's voice? For some reason, I can't stand videos that are narrated by people that sound insecure.

Unfortunately they won't be able to have that ultimate realization you listed, as the new iPad does not have an upgraded front camera.

Literally, the new name is "The new iPad". Cynicism aside, the name is "iPad".

This announcement should turn any atheist into a believer. What with a new proper SimCity coming out, there is a god.

Gotcha.

Are you saying you should purchase another Windows license?

"...the App Store full of iPad apps" should possibly be "...the App Store will be full of iPad apps..."

This looks high-res.

Wealth leads to being unethical?

When I hear a story like this, I always get a sick feeling in my gut. Imagine, three years dedicated to such an experiment for the whole thing to be chalked up to a loose cable. Someone, somewhere, is getting the blame.

This article is attempting to be cutting edge. It's purpose is to be a reference. It's going to be an article we're hyperlinked to a couple years down the road amid sales data of tablets taking even more of a percentage of the computing space.

Sigh, the future of games is bleak. Dear Lord, please let there be a dedicated control attachment for the App Store purchases one day. Some games are good (better!) with a touchscreen. Some games are not. Every time I try to play a platformer on my iPhone, I get sad. Right now there are alternative mediums to…

Interesting.

Those cannons will only make our greatest enemies stronger!