Valve is definitely in a strange position. Given average joe gamer, I'm sure they would make more sales off of a game titled "Half Life 3" over "Half Life 2: Episode 3". I think jumping in that far into any series is a jank idea, but people do it, and they'd be more willing to do it on a full increment over a 2.3

Maybe... just maybe... this could also signal the arrival of an all new game engine! I mean... it would be awfully strange to be playing Half-Life 3 and then have "hl2.exe" randomly crash like all the other games.

I jest, I jest. The notification of the deal is fine, more so poking fun at the "buy it buy it buy it" thing at the end.

Looking... for... sponsored... tag...

Granted, his brief explanation does sum up most of the article.

For most people, that stereotype is long gone. Get over yourself.

Come on, is not a big deal if he article was written wihtout any thought to were grammer.

Well, if you guys will all excuse me, I now must go take the longest piss of my life.

At least she's reporting the news without any slant—BHAHAHAHA

I'm just gonna say, I think people are looking into the logo WAY too hard. Grand Theft Auto is rooted in the idea of being badass and making a bunch of money along the way—I just feel like the five/5/V is just seizing the opportunity to use the money-like symbol.

I don't think anyone could stomach the Akron accents through the whole game

People keep asking what the practical use of this is, but I see it being an obvious and awesome improvement over "wrist-protection" efforts currently in place in many pen-based note-taking apps in the tablet space.

I used a cell phone once and died twice. True story.

Sometimes I actually wonder if anyone who reads these comments think that gizmodo admins terminate accounts in this way.

Bahahahaha! A BEAR was in the living room!

If you actually read this site at all, you'd know that they frequently feature articles that cover non-tech related subjects. The "Watch This" tag is used all the time for that purpose.

Honestly, I'm most disappointed that there isn't a bigger screen. Never wanted one until I played with someone's android phone that had a 4"+ screen. iPhone screen just seems tiny, now.

Got to see the new site briefly.

It's pretty obvious that there is no better phone to get than the iPhone 4S. What with the 512GB RAM, you're really getting a steal.