Something I'd like to ask:

But over what, we must wonder, will all of this occur?

Finally, the tale of the iCloud will soon be put to rest.

What—no. Why. No. Just no.

Impossible to not read in the Yoda voice. This is magic. I didn't know David Blaine posted comments on Kotaku.

Glad to see my entry was a success, congrats to all the winners! My anticipation grows of the next 'shop contest.

How to be less of an ignorant asshole:

Don't make it mandatory and we're golden. Options are always a plus.

Did you just start reading Gizmodo today? Anyone who reads Gizmodo consistently knows that they don't just write articles about gadgets. It's geared towards gadgets, but there are often posts about broader topics. If you want pure gadgets, go somewhere else.

Hmm, no mention of Infinity Ward on the cover.

This really doesn't seam sew bad.

I can't really complain yet about Google Music. I'll take advantage of the free 20GB (right? 20GB) space, store my music on it, and enjoy the pleasure of not having that music take space up on my phone—a device I might add functions as my media player. When it switches over to a subscription based model, I will bail…

A week?! Retract the article! Old news is old!

Inventive statement! May the internet-god-monkey praise you for your contribution. We all know that if something happened weeks (gasp, even months) ago, it's not worth talking about—because, as you know, if it happens somewhere on the internet, every person knows about it the moment it happens.

Color me negative, but all this would result in is some piss-poor artwork.

Nice blanket statement there

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