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@Jesse Scroggins: I feel bad because my initial post was sarcasm. I'm seeing it apparently isn't being read that way.

Flip it over, and you can tickle its tummy, revealing secrets to you other routers won't!

Seriously?! Can we be practical here? I mean seriously. The worth of that thing is at least $500.

This development is truly shocking.

@keithleyson: Thank god, because the better half of my life relies on the software.

@gthing: I don't think you understand the point. In a perfect world, something like the image posted would be good enough to be called a "computer".

I see a lot of fluffy wording in that description that doesn't need to be there.

I like how the article title has changed from a neutral title of "Hello Verizon iPhone" to a more negative slanted one "Hello Verizon iPhone, Goodbye AT&T"

If this was five years ago, and not on Kotaku, I would have been suspicious that this was a screamer.

I remember when I first saw the press release, I saw the name "Ascension" for the new zombie map and flashed back to an idea I had for a new map.

I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what the "bacon thing" is. Hearts to whoever lets me in on this seemingly-obvious thing.

Hmm... dull brownish colors in a dilapidated war-torn environment? Finally, the game I've been looking for!

@Michael Dukakis: Don't mind these wieners, they try to ham it up even when it has nothing to do with the meat of the conversation.

@Nonmelodic: I don't see much merit in criticizing them for adding new features. They never make the claim that they're the first to do it, just that it is in there.

I think my blood pressure went up a little bit just by watching those overly-snappy hand movements.

Not to be a pessimist, but I seriously have never seen the appeal of the Air, even moreso now that the "iPad Market" exists.