One word: Bafflegab

Yeah, no criminal intent here—I mean...

@moonshadowkati: Screen is probably not big enough to justify the premium content, yada yada yada.

*Remembers the True Blood drama of yesteryear that unfolded on this Gawker network*

I already know that I have a pro-flash bias because I've been making flash animations since I was 12, but I seriously hate when people cry for Flash's demise.

I wasn't exactly a big fan of trying to read books on my iPhone 3GS (except for a few of the books in the "Classics" app—Flatland was amazing).

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: I'd imagine the last showing of the day would be a real sticky situation.

I want to have hot steamy 3D love-making in a bowl of spinach & artichoke dip too.

The breast thing about this article is its teaching others how not to be a boob at the ATM.

@moonshadowkati: I would contest that artists advance the planet in the best most indirect way of all people.

This pleases my color-blind eyes.

I don't understand why the guy with the iPhone would buy a game called "Lame Castle".

You just gotta be nice to smoke if you want it to leave :)

You just gotta be nice to smoke if you want it to leave. :)

You just gotta be nice to smoke if you want it to leave. :)

I can see the Roller Coaster Tycoon setup of this now.

@quikboy: It isn't showing up in Chrome either... curious if it's really there at all.

But does his desk have Blast Processing?

@AndroidTeamStrike: I see... well thank you.

@Ben92: I have hearted you, because we have just had a heart to heart.