I don't understand the name but maybe I'm just having trouble kinecting the dots.

@boxcargorilla: Did someone find this at the bottom of the ocean?

@fugit: Absolutely. I was thinking the exact same thing.

...and you'll see here, that if I flick the switch, the light comes on.

Woot! Mine made it in :D Props to #11, my personal favorite. I'm just gonna call upon the pitchforks and say I don't see what all the hub-bub is about #7. Didn't make me laugh. And yes, I know the reference.

@kenjara: I think the article may be implying there are additional levels from GoldenEye added in, aside from the 3 that were already in the original. I assume that because Mr. Ashcraft mentions at the bottom that "Felicity, Temple and Complex, the GoldenEye levels that were in the original Perfect Dark have made…

He cannot be stopped.

The closeup of John resembles that of a stranded nursing home resident who hasn't seen daylight since 1987

Well of course I game during national holidays. I'm far too ignorant to realize the importance of these holidays. My serving America consists of killing virtual nazi zombies in a haunted bog.

We need more incentives like this in the real world. If going to visit my sick grandmother banked me a winged hat then I'd have no problem seeing the woman.

"To continue, please insert [300] more credits."

I don't understand what all the hub-bub is. Back in my day we had a game called "Duck Hunt", and correct me if I'm wrong, but that game right there didn't just send you into a world of smug canines and multi-colored ducks... you became the world.