Your fiance's wife? Might I suggest a conversion van with shag carpeting and a mirrored ceiling.

This is Yuck Foo et al responding to your post.

I'm not a moron. I am love, I am life. You are yuck foo. You are hate, you are death but we are not so different, you and I. We both need water to drink, food to eat, someone to love, and somewhere to stay dry and get some sleep. The only difference is you do all of that while being a leather cheerio (asshole).

So many bites. +1

I think the army can help here..

I would buy 40 of these and start my own racing league. Pay to play. I could probably make a pretty good living at it.

Waymoe would enter NASCAR with a formula 1 driver.

Peoplewatching is waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy more entertaining at Sam's Club... :-)

Or, you could just pony up the $55/year for a membership and enjoy the entire store. If you really can't do the math to see why that's a deal, split it with your neighbor/roommate/whoever.

Trivialium and insipidium.

I found a previously unreleased image of the scene immediately after the crash:

Because 'online-only' is always about DRM. Shame on Destiny and The Crew and The Division and and and...

This just in, Sony's PLAYSTATION NOW service will use the cloud EVEN MORE!

How about we just bless the safety engineers. They are the ones who actually did that correctly.

If they do, all they need is one more miracle and Audi Sport will be a candidate for sainthood...

Remember that enormous crash today that completely destroyed the No. 1 Audi R18 e-tron quattro? The one that made you question life itself? Yeah, driver Loic Duval is apparently pretty much completely unharmed. The dude might as well be completely indestructible.

Takes time. They want to fully check them out especially when there is risk of concussion.

Incredible. Cheers to Audi for outstanding engineering.

Little did Audi know, airplane black boxes are made out of loicduvalian.