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Well, with Android you can use any USB controller anytime, as long as the game supports it. So Ouya didn't even have that going for it, really.

yep, official apis for controllers in iOS7

The Ouya: That thing where I can do the same thing I do on a tablet, but with a controller.

PC gaming seems to be doing well even though its an open platform.

Admit it. You all were thinking of this when you saw the gif.

Sometimes I think Gamestop has a time machine parked in 1991, and they hire their 2013 employees with the promise of "see the future! It'll be just like today, but the games will have awesome graphics!"

That movie DOES have the monopoly on giant robots... oh wait...

Well, the car controls in the game felt like you were driving a piano, so the mod is a nice touch.

Not gonna lie, played the video just to hear the Vanessa Carlton song..

You'll never lose the keys to that!

Granted I'm not much of a Daft Punk fan (and I think that song is vastly overrated. Good, but overrated as hell), but this was infinitely better than having Daft Punk on the show. So many awesome cameo's.