SparklesUnicorn
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SparklesUnicorn

I'm black, and no son. that chick is not black

This world is becoming more like and exaggerated GTA/Simpsons/Family Guy/Futrama/[Any other thing you can find that parodies the world] everyday. I kinda love it... but at the same time it's ridiculous.

THE DRM! YOU MORON!

Giraffes?
You guys just jump on any current "funny" tumblr trend, don't you?
Tell me more interesting crap about cats.

Shit, I love going down on the women I'm dating at the given time. To men it makes sex even more fun than just getting my dick sucked and putting the p to the v in various positions. I've heard of this before, and never thought it was true but it sticks to the back of my mind. That going down on women can get you

Will be picking this up since I'm a big fan of No More Heroes and I heard that Suda isn't making anymore No More Heroes games, and this is supposedly the spiritual successor to the NMH series.

Love the progression of the art style. No More Heroes but darker, build from the ground up for HD consoles and more neutral

No no no. I'm speaking of the perception that video games are for kids. Using it as one of the examples of one thing that people find to be a passtime of manboys. Nothing wrong with playing video games as an adult, but sitting around and having that be all you want to do into your adult years?

Speak for yourself. I'm 23(going on 24) and still lives at home. Despite my unemployed status, I too hate the manchild culture of today. I strive not to be a manchild and it's not really that hard. It's all about attitude.
I do think that too many men (especially guys my age) are caught up in this culture of being a

I'm sorry, but what? As I guy, I don't go around acting like that because
1) It takes too much energy, and is not how I usually act and should not have to fake like I'm Casanova.
2) My whole life isn't based around pleasing women and wooing their pants off, so I don't practice or care for this old style "charm" that

I see some guy in the background looking like he's killing some Jubeat. I love that game. Wish I could play the real version and not just the iPad version.

We gonna call it "DAT ONE"
If Chad Daddy, Chad Da One, Chad "Dat Triple" Warden taught me, is you better get wit da slang. So yeah, we're gonna call it "Dat One".

As in
"A YO U PLAYING DAT ONE?"
"What?"
"The Xbox One"
"Oh... oh yea... yeah"

Do men think of this? Yes, we do.
It's called "joke masculinity" for overcompensating douchenozzles. I've seen these guys, and it's pretty much unrealistic amounts of brodude posturing bullshit, and tough guy "wanna fight" antics for any little thing you do against these moronic fucks. This is why I don't venture into

We all know that people lie. Hasn't been a big deal for me for awhile. I lie, I know this. I think it's pretty much damn impossible to get many things done without lying. You don't feel like going into work today despite being perfectly fine? You lie and tell you boss that you can't come it. Don't want show up to help

JESUS IS BACK! NICE SEEING YOU BUD!

Why the hell does Totilo's picture look like a stock image now?

I don't care either way, I don't have the aspiration to be a suit. So go ahead and run it freebies and all. I'm a guy, but just like with men. Keep your hands off of my shit, and we'll be cool.

As a man, I must say you're a dumbass. What does that have to do with the patriarchy? You fucking moron. Men are way more likely to molest children, so men and women have the rightmto turn you down based of these statistics. They have a right to fear that. Doing away with the patriarchy isn't gonna get rid of male

As a man, I dont think this is a good idea at all. I dont deal with kids, play with them, etc because it seems pretty essy for a man to come up on molestation charges even without doing anything. It just seems so uncommon for a man to take up interest in wanting to mind children, or even get friendly with children,

When will Chris Brown's reign of terror end?

10/10
You win, give this man a clap!