This reads as some edgy 15 year old shit.

Please, leave your boyfriend and become my girlfriend. I LOVE CARROT CAKE! MAKE ME ONE A WEEK AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER!

As with all of this over-commoditized trendy shit that ends up sparking things like reality TV shows and 100 photos a day on my Tumblr feed, people get fed up with it. I remember in my city when red velvet cake was a thing. Every bratty teenage girl wanted at their parties, and everyone was flipping their shit over…

Think about the part when she started crying "I was made to believe there's something wrong with me, and it hurts my heart"

Lord the Archandroid was a really a work of art. Do you know how many times I listened to that album? Listen to it all the way through.
But the last few string of songs from "Wondaland" on, are really fucking beautiful.

WELL SHIT! I need to get a Wii U know, and that's irony. Getting a modern system for a rerelease of a 90s game.

Do you guys just go to fucking Thought Catalog these days and get ideas for articles and come back here and type up? I mean damn, didn't those fuckers just post something like this yesterday?

Who cares. In this world where we're trying to move pass gender roles, I see a crazy amount of women in this movement still pushing that "men must be men" shit. I'm a straight male who has gotten shit for even trying the most base of "female geared" facial grooming products. Hell, when I run out of body wash or we're…

You know what. I read about this story (through Buzzfeed first, of all places) and I can't look at this bastard's picture. It was the first thing I saw when Jezebel loaded up. Now I know that I may be whining too fucking much, but I don't want to see this bastard's face. I'm eating, and honestly that piece of shit…

So if I say to you in a relationship "I think we should both move on". I didn't abuse you, I didn't do anything to really you, and you have a few pictures or a video of me do embarrassing shit lying around, you feel that me simply wanting to break up is grounds for you to release that into the public as grounds for…

Good, people need to stop being big fucking babies anyway. Suck it up, if he/she has moved on, then suck it up. No need to try and dwell on the past and try to embarrass someone because they don't like/love you anymore.

You just made it sound way better. So what's up with the mom talking all that devil shit? I vaguely remember the original Carrie. So thanks for clearing that up for me.

That guy's dick looks average. Not to mention he's flaccid.

Good riddance, and fuck traditionalist everywhere.

There's a video of that Reebok protest on World Star Hip-Hop, and the comments are terrible. I'm a guy, but it's a bunch of guys (who I hope are stupid fucking teenage boys) calling the women bitches, and blaming them for rape.

This looks like it's gonna be good, but not a horror good. See, the thing about horror movies to me today is that I've been spoiled by 1) Action 2) Scifi 3) Logic. A lot of people who get scared of horror flicks seem to let their logic down for sec and can get scared of what's going on in the film as if it can happen…

So are we not gonna address the fact that porn (gay and straight) treat black men like we're some fucking beast, all hung like whales, who are all obsessed with white pussy? Because it's pretty damn obvious what this shit does to the image of black males, and how it effects sex lives. I used to be pretty damn…

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