Meh, fuck that. I'll be using Killing In Motion. Stealth is for pussies who think they're James Bond.

Look at you being all edgy and cute.

I thought it was common knowledge by now — that you don't leave canned soda in the freezer for too long. The normal fridge is adequate enough to get a drink cold. Plus, I don't like slush in my drinks. Or ice in general.

I KNOW SNAKE CAME BEFORE SAM! Where the hell did I imply he didn't? And who cares, lets not get all school yard kid about some video game characters. I was just stating, now Snake looks like Sam, and in Blacklist, Sam's body-suit looks more like Snake's original gray. As if they're not taking inspiration from each…

Love me some rhythm games. As long as they're not trying to make me hold a peripheral.

So let me try to figure this out... Ubisoft shows off Splinter Cell: Blacklist, and Sam now were's a grey body-suit which is more similar to what Snake wore in the first MGS. Now, Snake looks like Sam? WTF is going on?

Yeah usually when I see things like that, it strikes me that the person is ignorant beyond belief, or a joke. I knew of Nate Hill, and he's an attention troll. Like that instance of him in the picture with white face on. He was walking around New York telling people that "Whites don't smell like wet dog" and a black…

Batman Beyond was a big part of that time of my life — that weird time in my life between real childhood and puberty(heading to high school). I remember it fondly, and even run the theme in my head from time to time, randomly. That movie/episode where the Joke kidnapped and tortured Robin/Tim Drake sent chills up my…

As a black person, if i had played this before reading this article — it would have polarized me right into hard laughing mode (harder than I laughed when I tried weed for the first time). I've seen some racist shit before, and some absurdly racist shit. The absurdly racist shit is so unbelievable, I can't help but…

I must say, that would be pretty interesting.

Yes, I'm glad that they did. I mean, the Assassins are pretty much already ninjas. It would be too redundant and obvious, and yeah there are already too many ninja games.

Assassins Creed as a Western would be wonderful. I wouldn't like to see one in Japan where the Assassin is a Ninja, too damn obvious.

1. It Doesn't Take Place In America: Thus is a big part of a GTA's humor in every game. Listen to the radio stations, listen to the pedestrians. You'll hear a lot of parody and lampooning of American society. While I would be open for Rockstars take on a place outside of this country — they'd have to find away to…

People asking what era this is, do you even do research? Rockstar has said since the trailer that it takes place in modern day in Los Santos(modern day Los Angeles) and surrounding areas.

Just like how GTA IV's Liberty was not an update of GTA III's Liberty (land mass and area does not just reasonably change like that in under ten years). This will not be a update of San Andreas, or even just the Los Santos area from GTA San Andreas. GTA IV shared no streets or borough names with GTA III, and was way…

What did you guys do to the comments again? I mean, I can deal. But why are you guys changing them so much? Fuck it, actually this is better. Less confusing than the last.

Last year I changed my birthday to a further date on Facebook to avoid people sending me the birthday wishes. Then I changed it back after reading a post on a popular blog about not responding to the birthday wishes, and it removed my guilt of not hitting every single person who leaves one on my Timeline a response.…

Dat gif! And is that a fuel band?

I have never listened to Green Day. Am I missing out on anything?

Also for the record, iCarly is on Nickelodeon not Disney