As a black person, if i had played this before reading this article — it would have polarized me right into hard laughing mode (harder than I laughed when I tried weed for the first time). I've seen some racist shit before, and some absurdly racist shit. The absurdly racist shit is so unbelievable, I can't help but…

I must say, that would be pretty interesting.

Yes, I'm glad that they did. I mean, the Assassins are pretty much already ninjas. It would be too redundant and obvious, and yeah there are already too many ninja games.

Assassins Creed as a Western would be wonderful. I wouldn't like to see one in Japan where the Assassin is a Ninja, too damn obvious.

1. It Doesn't Take Place In America: Thus is a big part of a GTA's humor in every game. Listen to the radio stations, listen to the pedestrians. You'll hear a lot of parody and lampooning of American society. While I would be open for Rockstars take on a place outside of this country — they'd have to find away to…

People asking what era this is, do you even do research? Rockstar has said since the trailer that it takes place in modern day in Los Santos(modern day Los Angeles) and surrounding areas.

Just like how GTA IV's Liberty was not an update of GTA III's Liberty (land mass and area does not just reasonably change like that in under ten years). This will not be a update of San Andreas, or even just the Los Santos area from GTA San Andreas. GTA IV shared no streets or borough names with GTA III, and was way…

What did you guys do to the comments again? I mean, I can deal. But why are you guys changing them so much? Fuck it, actually this is better. Less confusing than the last.

Last year I changed my birthday to a further date on Facebook to avoid people sending me the birthday wishes. Then I changed it back after reading a post on a popular blog about not responding to the birthday wishes, and it removed my guilt of not hitting every single person who leaves one on my Timeline a response.…

Dat gif! And is that a fuel band?

I have never listened to Green Day. Am I missing out on anything?

Also for the record, iCarly is on Nickelodeon not Disney

I skimmed pass Disney Channel a few days ago. There was some show on their dealing with Vampires — had these two girls in skin tight leather biker/dominatrix type stuff(one of the girls pictured). I had to look up ages on these girls, turns out it's ok because both were over 18. But this was ridiculous, from what I…

Dude, look at the textures on the ground of that pic with the Cheeta in it.

No, I live in Baltimore. And our license plates have Maryland on them. Just like if you live in LA, your plates would still have California on it. San Andreas was supposed to be California(despite Las Venturas). San Fierro(San Francisco) and Los Santos(Los Angeles).

The drug of the future once the dealers get their hands on it. I remember watching Minority Report, or some movie like that where they had a futuristic drug in some nasal spray like device On another note of depression, I really wished the world looked like Minority Report. And that's depressing.

I don't think that's true. I for one think that a few developers have outdone Nintendo in how consistent they are with their quality. Rockstar for one — the GTA series is consistently great, and every major GTA game has outsold all of the recent 3D Mario games. Then there is Red Dead Redemption, and the Max Payne…

More than likely he's talking about what I know as a hypebeast. One of those guys who wear limited edition Nike's/Jordans. Wear a million different colors, wear one diamond earring in one of their ears, are crazy over brands like Supreme, Stussy, an affinity for New Era fitteds and snapbacks or anything you can find…

Thanks for replying Stephen. Yes I understand, the traditional feel is supposed to be for the people who like 2D Mario games, since the 3D main series Mario games usually break away from tradition to try new things (SM64 being the first to be in 3D, Sunshine using Fludd, and the Galaxy games revolving around the…

Probably just didn't know the correct names for them or something.