“And I would have gotten away with it too, if I had just been a little better at football.”

I have to say that I’m not glad. She is not a good rapper. Not clever, not unique, and in that “Bodak Yellow” song she sounds like she has a speech impediment. I don’t want just any woman to be a mainstream rapper; I want a talented, witty woman with some skills to be a mainstream rapper. Hip hop has gone seriously…

Didn’t Magic Grandpa sign one of those agreements too and then decide he didn’t want to put any money into it? He kept all his money to himself.

“It’s hard to tell exactly how they could confirm that call...”

I don’t have to support her just because she’s a black woman. Fuck that noise. She used her voice in the way she saw fit. What exactly do we owe her in terms of her career after that? She chose her path-45 money over black support. My not supporting her doesn’t mean I support any of that other mess you’re trying to…

Fining him his salary for the game would be a more appropriate penalty

Ok, fuck, I’m getting into advertising because apparently no one has to read your copy first. You just come up with something and everybody says, sure, why the fuck not? Send it out to the world. Here’s my first ad:

I didn’t even know his name until a few weeks ago. Who is “we” here?

He mostly looks like his mom (lucky bastard).

Democrats, rather than enjoying watching Republicans crash and burn their dangerous healthcare repeal bills, are apparently validating whiny Republicans by drafting a compromise bill behind-the-scenes.

I will never understand this dude’s popularity with women. The man basically kept a creepy babe-zoo in his house and only supported ‘women’s empowerment’ as long as it fit his idea of women being naked and not being ~prudes~ about it. If literally any other man did this, would we applaud him for being an ‘icon’?

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Wendy Williams is herpes made sentient. A cockroach with extensions and a boob job. The reason the Devil is REAL.

HRC lost because white people in America are angry and Trump is the only candidate in the field that pulled them onto his lap, gestured towards the sky, and told them stories about a time when white people in America didn’t have to take any shit.

RE: Molly and the Pastor. Are people not just having a “first kiss” now? I mean... she wanted to see if she “could” go there with him. Did she have to full on mount him in the office? What’s wrong with a little tongue kissing? A little make-out session? Is it just me? Am I old fashioned?

Oh my, so presidential, he just set the reset button on this presidency... I can hear it now and just the thought of it is making my ears burn.

Yeah, no. Hard pass. You wanna make a biopic about Whitney or Bobby, go ahead, have fun, but doing one on Bobbi Kristina just seems gross on pretty much every level.

What the fuck is wrong with her? If my neighbors wait until 9 a.m. to start construction on any given day, I feel like sending them a goddamn fruit basket for the courtesy. It’s pretty decent to wait until most people are either at, or on their way to work.

Good thing we dodged that Shillary. She would have pulled the same shit but probably even worse.

An old-school refrigerator?