Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

“If a black girl had the marginal vocal talent that Meghan Trainor displays, she would not be famous.”

The first sentence of what you wrote is absolutely wrong. That’s why Elvis got Hound Dog and got to live in Graceland, not a black guy.

Jesus.

Poor Ellie. This is the second unfortunate-looking ginger to whom she’s been linked, and probably erroneously this time as well.

That’s mildly evil. I like you.

Isn’t being tapped to direct Pitch Perfect 3 enough of a reason not to direct it?

Oh, do they let teens adopt children?

Omg, yes! why is that little girl literally chained into that stroller??? wtf is this ad?

But who will play Julia Roberts’ part? My vote is for Steve Buscemi.

I coach a bunch of 13 year olds and all I can say is.....

what whyyyyyyyyy

I wondered the same thing. Not that this couldn’t happen, it’s certainly possible. It’s just so, so, so much more common that having a gun in the house only gets its owner shot. This sounds more like a revenge fantasy than anything else.

You know how there are some celebs you feel are walking examples of the Emperor’s New Clothes? Kate Moss is like that for me. Supposedly she’s so iconic, but I have never understood why. I just don’t see it.

Wait, so Heard made about 260k, but only 50k of that was from actual acting jobs?

She should have bought a few sizes smaller.

But then she’ll prove she’s One Of The Guys (TM) and they will all appreciate her contributions to the bachelor party. Then she falls in love with the best man, with whom she has a frustrating yet playful sexual tension.

Can we change the law so only people 18+ can get married? There is no reason for a minor to enter into a marriage. Even if they’re 17 and want to do it, they can wait a few months.

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

I can’t hate her for defending her dad/ supporting him assuming she’s never witnessed or experienced any kind of violence from him. She clearly loves him. It’s also why she’s neither the judge nor jury.