of course fetal body parts are harvested and sold at planned parenthood

Pictured: Kate’s version of fine.

The headline, like the previous Jez one “Bobby Brown Performs, Forgets Lyrics, While Bobbi Kristina In Hospice” makes it seem as if he’s not supposed to be doing those things while she’s dying. There is a definite negative tone, as if the man is supposed to constantly be at her bedside on a death watch.

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

Beyonce’s Bottom Bitch Feminism has practically ruined feminism for me. When I read about a bunch of educated black women crying because the Beyonce album meant so much to them and they’ve never seen anything like this before, I feel like puking. First of all, we already had this album TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO. It was…

Nope, she deserves better. Lena Dunham is overrated.

The mascot was fired by the Marlins but immediately found work on the North Carolina coast.

I guess I just don’t get it.

Here you go:

So I got from this she is an unapologetic racist comic. I dislike her as much before the interview as I do afterwards, she is also so unfunny.

Lovely child, but you probably haven’t seen many children.

Chrissy Teigen ain’t that special, I eat ramen in my bed in my overpriced apartment all time.

I’m not sure if I believe she was struggling to have a baby though, knowing how much that family lies for profit.

If you’re being hired to, among other things, kiss people on the mouth on camera, it seems like a reasonable question.

Kelly Osbourne. Melissa Rivers. Tori Spelling. Rumer Willis. Ladies, you were born into fortunate circumstances. Can’t you handle it with some grace and stop flinging yourselves into our faces as if you have any talent and/or anyone gives a fuck about you?

This lady is the same age as I am. She looks older. The first clue that she was not black is that she had started to crack. Come on people!

Okay, so I am in a bad mood, granted, but this is so far out of my ken as an ordinary citizen that I am not feeling it. I understand that women actors in Hollywood are up in arms over smaller paychecks than their male counterparts are granted and well they should be, but how does this impact us as a whole? So Jennifer…

Reposting, because fuck this noise:

Similarly, based on my ~10 years of serving off and on, any time a customer says anything to the effect of “keep the change” or “the rest is for you,” it’s going to be a shit tip.