So let me get this straight, Jennifer Aniston called Angelina Jolie an old leather shoe?

People who are "honest" and "tell it like it is" are really just assholes.

" Anyone who has seen even an episode of Transparent (and Stanely definitely has), or who knows the first thing about trans identity..."

He's not ugly, but he's no model either.

Because no one but you wants to watch your unathletic kid row a fucking boat.

you know what? i'm going to admit something. i'm nervous about saying it, but i need to put it out there.

At least he asked beforehand, instead of bringing it up when you're trapped in the car with him. Points for honesty and courtesy.

A good, scratch-made ranch dressing is fucking delicious. However, people are super, super gross about ranch dressing and will put it on anything. That's not okay.

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So that would mean roughly 50% of the people in the world are celebrities (possibly more). That seems... high.

At some point, this Jezebel discussion, ongoing since Monday, really, is striking me in a wrong way.

It doesn't have an account number on it.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

Fuck off, Beyonce.

"... paints the Old Testament God as an angry, petulant child willing to murder hundreds of thousands of people because he's impatient and bored."

The fuck? As much as a scumbag Mayweather is, he didn't goad this dude into murder/suicide. Judging from the lyrics from 2010, the ideation had been going on for a long time.

What "documents" do you expect him to have when it sounds like none of the women reported the rape?

You seen the video from Salt Lake City?

This is such a nice surprise. I really didn't think he gave a shit if black women were hired in Hollywood. I've seen so many black male actors that were all over talk tv promoting movies, who were just over the moon that they were cast opposite Eva Mendes, Salma Hayak, etc., and those same actors never address the…

Can I judge these schools because they hold twerking competitions for internships and simultaneously be appalled that that's what's called twerking in Czech Republic?