Guys, It's a joke from Austin Powers in Goldmember. Austins dad says, "There are only two things i can't stand, people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and a Dutch!" c mon maaaaannnnn!

Who are controlled by the reverse vampires.

It took time, but Civ V honestly did become an improvement over Civ IV. But Civ IV will always have Baba Yet, and Leonard Nimoy reciting the introductory text from Civ I.

From what it looks like in the picture, those are cobs with the corn sliced off. And the linked article has this as the first line: "We had scraped a dozen ears of corn for dinner."

Really Texas? All that money you save on state income taxes and you couldn't spend $2.50?

THIS WILL NOT CATCH PEOPLE SPYING... Please don't share tools that give people a false sense of security.

I honestly can't wait to suck at this one too!

Here's hoping you acually get a chance to plan and execute the killing. Just give me a map with a lot of different options and ways to kill the targets and I'm happy. Not follow the instructions to see some blood and overly dramatic camera. Hoping the developer delivers on the promise

Jamie Kennedy at E3 2007

I remember constantly seeing this on the shelf at Blockbuster when I was a kid. I either thought the last boss was some banjo playing giant, or the game was about farming in space.

Dead Space 2 takes the cake for me. "YOUR MOM HATES THIS GAME". So flipping annoying.

My favorite, by far. I still don't know what this even means.

Now that's what I call retro gaming. One inventive soul hooked up new (and new-ish) games like Watch Dogs and Grand Theft Auto V to a TV set from the 1970's, and the results look surprisingly cool. This gives the hipster in me so many ideas...

Something simple, but in the dream sequence when you have to walk on a blood trail and if you fall you hear a the baby scream cut me to the core.

Night Trap for Sega CD.

Pyramid Head in his original form in Silent Hill 2 as both a presentation of James himself and the punishment he so desperately craved was great. Pyramid Head in everything else, while still good, isn't AS good because he doesn't carry the same meaning he did in his first appearance.

If I was as good a writer as Evan, I'd have written something very similar. I cannot recommend this game enough, and I recommend it a great deal. Everyone should play it. It's wonderful.

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