It was kind of nice to have a central storyline for a change with Absolution but it could have done with a lot of refinement. Actually having some missions involving the MacGuffin girl would have improved it.

Read their open letter from January - should give you hope: http://hitman.com/open-letter-to…

Please let this one be just like Contracts. I don't want to go through crappy linear levels again because the game has to follow a bad storyline. Make every level unique and fun to play like Contracts was.

Yeah, no, even from an objective point of view, I was an asshole.

This game looks amazing. I can't believe it's a kickstarter in alpha and the lighting, models, and animation look that good.

Tip calculators always baffle me— how do people not know how to calculate a tip? It's stupidly easy.

I'm getting a bit numb to the internet pointing out all the ways I'm doing it wrong. I'm thinking my new motto should be "Worser, weaker, slower."

Everyone, stop the presses, if you're living comfortably, you're doing it wrong.

Japanese media cites people's age all the time. I'm no cultural scholar, but I think it's originally done to establish seniority. Now it's done out of habit.

nice try, Dave.

The days were A and D only let you strafe if you held LCTRL? Yup.

My best friend in high school passed a Barney .WAD file around our group that turned all of the enemies in DOOM into the friendly purple dinosaur, and converted all of the monster sounds into, "I love you, you love me..."

8 shadowgate screenshots. none of which say "You have died"

Not going to lie, stuff like this makes me glad I create my accounts the hard way.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

I've played Dark Souls 2 and those reviews appeal to the grim sense of humor that the game delivers, these aren't really misleading at all. If someone looking for an actual review doesn't understand it, they just scroll down and find a different recommendation.

Only if they're actually on point.

What about those that believe the Atari ET game never happened?

Apparently the people thinking the Hardhat is not real have never worn a hardhat or seen one that is properly/improperly adjusted.