Yeah, no, even from an objective point of view, I was an asshole.

This game looks amazing. I can't believe it's a kickstarter in alpha and the lighting, models, and animation look that good.

Tip calculators always baffle me— how do people not know how to calculate a tip? It's stupidly easy.

How does the "rewrite" anything? The world was still in color back then...

I'm getting a bit numb to the internet pointing out all the ways I'm doing it wrong. I'm thinking my new motto should be "Worser, weaker, slower."

Everyone, stop the presses, if you're living comfortably, you're doing it wrong.

With such poor leverage, you'd have to already have a screw loose to purchase one of these. In more ways than one.

That picture is an ad for speculum cozies, isn't it?

Japanese media cites people's age all the time. I'm no cultural scholar, but I think it's originally done to establish seniority. Now it's done out of habit.

There is an enormous Filipino population in Norcal.

nice try, Dave.

A simulation:

The days were A and D only let you strafe if you held LCTRL? Yup.

My best friend in high school passed a Barney .WAD file around our group that turned all of the enemies in DOOM into the friendly purple dinosaur, and converted all of the monster sounds into, "I love you, you love me..."

8 shadowgate screenshots. none of which say "You have died"

Not going to lie, stuff like this makes me glad I create my accounts the hard way.

after 6 rounds in a minute, I'll bet that's one hot carl.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

I've used prime for 5 or so years now.