I guess I don't have enough deceptive weasel types in my life. Or I do and remain blissfully ignorant. =D

I'm not sure which would be more depressing: the unfriend notifications themselves or knowing I installed a plugin just to track them.

Also that it was a fast food restaurant which (ideally) isn't your typical dining experience.

Oops! I fail semantics...

I consider it indicative of laziness more than lack of intelligence. Granted, the two can be hard to distinguish.

Ha ha well put. I've had arguments with English majors who didn't believe there was any such tense.

But how will I pass Contra without cheating?

Look at it again. It works like a cheese grater rather than a press.

I want to try this but I have to think of something different to put on it. Cheese and ramen noodles just doesn't sound right. Any suggestions? Maybe some kind of seafood?

You know your kid is pretty learned when they A) get on kids Jeopardy and B) leave the video games category for last.

I'm not too proud to admit I'd like to see a Matrix mod so I could queue up some Propellerheads

Next up: watching paint dry!

I have the 7. The design feels solid and it feels good in your hand. The adjustable weight and interchangeable parts are a big gimmicky but still neat. It doesn't actually have a lot of customizable buttons so if that's your thing look elsewhere. Also I find the sensor picks up dust bunnies from time to time and…

I have no idea why but this is the first time I have successfully seen one of these. Up until now I was deeply suspicious that a vast worldwide conspiracy had developed around these just to mess with me. I wonder if it has something to do with it being on an LCD screen instead of paper.

Oven cleaner is my absolute last resort for cleaning anything. Even the oven. That stuff is nasty.

The search box new tab can be done without the bloat by using about:config. It's always annoyed me that you need an add-in to make that the default behavior for the address bar.

I recommend just leaving the script on your desktop and just remember to click it before gaming. I do just that to kill my VMs before my daily World of Tanks fix. If you want to run it with a keyboard shortcut just use AutoHotKey or something similar.

Attention Michael Bay:

If you think that's bad, wait until Michael Bay gets ahold of it.