JUST BRINE THE FUCKING THING.

Maybe Alec Baldwin should tell him.

if its not on fox news or from the snl writer’s room, he likely has no idea it happened.

when asked for an official white house statement on these horrific threats, and more specifically why no statement had already been made, press secretary sean spicer reminded the press that all places of worship matter.

Man, you can’t let this go. You’re still wrong on eye placement. My kid was watching it the other day and thought of your post. Emotions come from the eyes. They need to be the central part of the face. You can’t feel the same immediate reaction to the car’s emotion if the eyes are in the lights. The windshield is a…

He actually said they mutually “agreed” to cancel the meeting.

In his speech to the GOP retreat in Philadelphia, he claimed that he and Nieto “agreed to cancel” their meeting.

And he’ll close by saying something like, “And I don’t like your stupid taco bowls anyway!”

Either that or threaten to start a war. It’s a toss up.

1. Damage trade relations with Mexico.

He doesn’t need to do that. I’m sure he legitimately already feels like his “they should just cancel” tweet was him cancelling.

As childish as that is I don’t know. That sounds a whole lot like coherent thought and complete sentences.

It means, the American People will pay billions and billions for the wall. Trump is doing what he does best, sticking the bill to everyone else.

Man, Trump really knows how to negotiate. The best. Ever. Ever.

“You can’t cancel Mexico, you’re fired!”

It was the 90s when MTV was still sort of a renegade outfit, and wasn’t afraid doing stuff that was risky as long as they were being original and different.

Well, with Cheeto Benito’s itty bitty fingers on the button, I’d say it’s 50/50 the cockroach lasts longer than flowers or candy.

I know what you mean. About growing older. I have somewhat the same fear. BUT I think while some may revert to that binary thought pattern, I’d like to think that some others only “settled” their opinions on what they think is a proper answer to whatever question they were asking, after having seen all that there was…

This. Absolutely this.