I think the Tide Pods donuts look better.

What about going back to paper straws?

I’m 6'2", and even at my heaviest (273lb) I was never as round as him.

I don’t know about pairing it with fruit, but I made some chocolate hummus a while back and paired it with cinnamon and sugar pita chips. Although my recipe didn’t include any oil or coconut milk. It used maple syrup (instead of sugar) and a little water to thin it out instead. All in all it tasted pretty good. I’ve…

My cell phone is surrounded and penetrated by an energy field which allows it to communicate with cell towers, but I can still disconnect the phone from it.

I use the same immersion blender technique to make mayo, which I learned like 25 years ago from an infomercial for the very first immersion blender I’d ever seen. It’s so quick and easy that, if you own a stick blender, you have no excuse to ever but mayo from a store ever again. 30 seconds max.

That infomercial also…

That would be cryonics, not cryogenics.

Well, I mean, that’s how all chile powders are made. Dry the chiles, grind the chiles.

Take the time and remove the dealer plate frames, and any other assorted badges/stickers on your car that advertise for a car dealer.

It’s almost as if Tucker doesn’t understand satire

I’ve known a few pizza places with bars that basically combined pizza with Uber. Instead of driving home drunk, order a pizza for delivery and they’d deliver you right along with it.

No access to an oven? That’s what the grill’s for. Skewer them and put the flame to them.

The voice command doesn’t work with my 8+, and the button option is to press and hold the standby button with just one of the volume buttons. Details on the buttons were covered in another lifehacker article.

Can’t have mac and cheese without the mac.

You’ve hit on how I usually describe a Monte Cristo: a club sandwich on French toast

I used to go to a place that served their Monte Cristo with honey mustard. Now when I get one from somewhere that serves it with jam, I’ll ask for some honey mustard, and usually switch back and forth.

I hear some of you naysayers already raising the issue of “food safety,” 

The seeds, besides being hard and indigestible, can get bitter. So, even if you like the heat, dump the seeds, but keep the ribs.

Fox doesn’t own the movie rights to Fantastic Four though, only the distribution rights. Constantin Film has the film rights.

$12 for golden syrup is absurd, especially as you can find it at far more reasonable prices if you look. My local supermarket has it with their “international” products, and if yours doesn’t, I know you can find it at World Market for $5.