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I’m enjoying that the Giants will draft their Eli Manning successor before the Jets draft their Joe Namath successor.
/Reads post while eating liquor store bbq.
Hey, nobody gave them a chance at even winning 5 games, so would you really be shocked if they somehow wring 2 wins out of the next 3? Even with Bryce “Tom” Petty? Especially since, by doing so, they’d put a nice little dent in their future? It would just be so Jetsy.
Big deal. I give up all the time. (Puts on sweat pants and heads to nearby gas station for dinner.)
“Only three more games and it’ll be all over.”
Bryce Petty: Coach, Coach! We’re down three scores but have plenty of clock left! Why run it three times in a row?
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It is true that I forgot this last bullet point.
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It’s time now for another installment of “Donald Trump disgraces the office of president of the United States.”
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