Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

And there goes my coffee out my nose....

With the caption “nice defense bro”

Jesus Christ. You’re going to Hell. And so am I for laughing.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

JB Weld will be sufficient. I’ve seen numerous videos on The You Tubes.

http://breakingbad.wikia.com/wiki/2009_Toyota_Yaris

I had a Yaris 5 door rental while I was waiting on my Pontiac Aztek to get fixed up. It’s a bit complicated, but my brother in law (at the time) was investigating illegal activity that may or may not have ended up falling back on to me. Long story short I ended up driving the thing into oncoming traffic.

I travel very frequently for work. Every rental I’ve had goes through the following tests

Interesting on the traction control... I got bumped to a 13 or 14 camaro SS when in vegas and that car suuuucked. Did not feel like a V8. My Focus ST that I owned was faster. Wonder if they did something to it to neuter it...

This isn’t necessarily abuse, but I did return a totaled rental car to a company. I was renting a car because my car was totaled in an accident that was not my fault. The insurance company provided me with a rental until i bought a new car. The car was almost brand new, it had 30 something miles on the odometer. I…

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

It’s true. DOS wasn’t programmed to lie.