You can’t teach height!

Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

So if I’m understanding correctly, Browns fans are supposed to be excited by a QB that was dumped on them in favor of:

SCREEN PASSES! CHECK DOWNS!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There isn’t a more inaccurate quarterback prospect in this draft with a reasonable chance at being drafted. Hackenberg is inaccurate at every level of the field, on all throws and against all coverages.

At some point you would think teams would get better at evaluating QB prospects who played with elite WRs. Hack’s one decent season involved throwing the ball in the direction of Allen Robinson. Johnny Manziel’s offense outside of scrambling was all Mike Evans.

I assume Kaep was screening his calls.

Honestly, I think the Jets made the right move not offering Kaepernick a contract, this is so much funnier

but at some point, they will have to decide whether Hackenberg is the answer at quarterback, a decision that could affect their 2018 draft plans and their franchise for years to come.

I was really disappointed I missed the Jets “This is why your team sucks” but then I remembered that every day is that for me.

Agreed with IndianaJoan to stay away from edibles. I’m a veteran smoker and I never mess with them. I had a harrowing incident involving a jolly rancher about 6 years ago.

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.…

Very timely as I just bought tickets for a vacation in Colorado. My husband and I are debating this very issue as neither of us have ever partaken. What should complete neophytes know?

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Ooh, looks like someone likes peacocking at the gym.

Oh Florida.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.