SpaceGerbil1
SpaceGerbil1
SpaceGerbil1

Girardi-Staal syndrome. Get paid, disappear.

I know the hockey junkies hate this, but playoff hockey is just so much better than the regular season. Yes, that’s a truism across all sports, but it feels especially true with the NHL. The idea of watching the Senators play the Rangers on a Tuesday night in November is so fucking boring that I

You can only get robbed at gun point so many times before you decide the pay of the job isn’t worth the hassle. Good on these clerks for breaking their destructive habit of being the victim!

Zucc and Zibanejad dominated that game from beginning to end.

He has been absolutely terrible. The penalties are baffling

Now if only we can stop with the stupid penalties...looking at you Kreider.

Hockey nicknames are the fucking worst. Millsy for a guy named Miller? Really creative.

It’s so disheartening how selfish and greedy Dearest Leader and Company are. It’s like they’re live-streaming themselves as they continue to resemble an avalanche crashing down a mountain and crushing everyone beneath with wide grins on their faces.