Still a lesser crime to society than X-Factor

K, so, my drug knowledge is confined to watching Narcos, but those hardly sound like trafficking quantities, do they?

Sadly there’s pretty much nothing we can do to get rid of him. Removal requires a functional and ethical Congress, which we haven’t had in...well, maybe ever. And I’m not holding out hope for 2020 either, because as stupid and crazy and terrible as he is Trump does enjoy one massive advantage in that his opponents are…

No one should want to replace him. If he is out, Pence is in. Pence is both competent and an extremist on many fronts. It’s better to have Trump in there doing nothing.

To admit to voting for Trump was a mistake takes a level of self awareness that Trump supporters do not possess. They have bought into the Amway. The time share in Boca. The pyramid scheme. They have paid for the extended warranty on their leased Toyota Avalon. They are the temporarily inconvenienced future…

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

“Marijuana is a harmful substance tha-”

So if people feel that it has a medical benefit, the medical advisers have to tell you that. We have joint advisers...

It was good of you to edit out the 12 interruptions for live ad reads that Greenberg interjected into the Commissioner’s mealy-mouthed anti-marijuana harangue.

There is an official beer of the NFL and every NFL team. Fuck this guy.

I am still bitter. Hank was phenomenal and the Rangers grew into the game after a loose first period. In reality, they were controlling the game until a poor pass/clearance (by Kreider) in the 2nd led to an extended d-zone shift, 2 or 3 icings, and a massive momentum switch.

Wow. One workout and 13 college starts (leading to an All-ACC 3rd team selection)? His wonderlic must’ve been off the charts. And I guess they were super-impressed by his answer to “If you could be any fish in the ocean, then what fish would you be?”